Revenge is Sweet
Sergio, Jesús & Marta
A man was feeling sick because he was about to die and he told his wife he'd been having an affair with her best friend, her sister and her mother.
Suddenly, the woman started to laugh and said happily: "OK. You have cheated on me and I have poisoned you."
Thursday, 17 December 2009
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Mini-sagas
But it didn't last
Alicia Castillo
She was shopping when she first saw him. He was so attractive that she fell in love at once. She wanted to get married to him. When both were at the chocolates section, she took a bar. Then they had an argument. The problem was fat. Fantastic while it lasted.
Support
Carlos Centenero
Good morning, technical support. May I help you?
Hello, this is not working at all...
Please, can you be more specific?
I have tried to reach you many times.
I'm sorry but I can't help you without any information...
Information? I've had no news from you for a month!
...Mum?
A shiny Mercedes car
Miguel Rodríguez
I have always dreamed of having a shiny Mercedes car.
Now, I'm sitting in one.
The steering wheel shines.
The dashboard shines.
The seats shine.
The windshield is fully transparent.
Even the gearshift shines.
Well, I have finished cleaning this car - now I have to clean five more Mercedes cars.
Peter Without Fear
José Manuel Vázquez
In my college there was a student called ‘Peter Without Fear’. He was always ready to answer questions that we were afraid of.
He met a girl and he fell in love with her.
One day the girl asked him ‘Do you want to marry me?’ and Peter felt panic.
The Claim
Julián Herranz
'It’s a disgrace! The cash machine has just given me a blank receipt! It doesn’t print! How can you work so badly! Should I guess how my account is?' The employer stares at the customer for five seconds and says: 'You should turn over the receipt, since that’s the back'.
A Breathtaking Landscape
Julián Herranz
-Definitely this is the most beautiful trip by train in the world. You agree, don’t you?
-People claim that...
-Come on! Look at that marvellous landscape! You can see nowhere so pretty.
-Perhaps... Excuse me. It’s my stop. Goodbye.
I was deeply astonished, shocked and embarrassed when he spread his metallic stick for blind people.
How do the young enjoy themselves?
Julián Herranz
My parents are very worried about the way I’ve been enjoying myself lately. 'Seeing lights turning over your head and listening to extremely loud music, while everyone is yelling frantically could become a harmful habit for you', they often tell me angrily.
So, unfortunately, I won’t go on the merry-go-round again.
The happy thief
Fernando Alonso
I was walking in the street. Suddenly, a group of boys asked me for money. 'I don't have any money', I answered. 'Not even fifty cents?', one of them asked. 'If I had fifty cents I would be happy'. He gave me one euro. 'So you will be twice as happy'.
A good driver?
Jesús Rodríguez
He had been following that car for hours. Then he decided it was time to stop.
- Congratulations! You have won the “Best Spanish Driver” contest and €1,000!
- Oh, that's fantastic! Now I'll be able to get a driving licence!, answered the 17-year-old driver in a loud voice.
The Grandmother
Sandra Millán
November. Rainy afternoon. Pam loved watching through the window while it was raining. Suddenly, she heard a strange noise. She could see the family photograph on the shelf had been moved slightly. Pam took the photo and saw, shocked, that her grandmother had incredibly opened an umbrella in a sunny day.
Alicia Castillo
She was shopping when she first saw him. He was so attractive that she fell in love at once. She wanted to get married to him. When both were at the chocolates section, she took a bar. Then they had an argument. The problem was fat. Fantastic while it lasted.
Support
Carlos Centenero
Good morning, technical support. May I help you?
Hello, this is not working at all...
Please, can you be more specific?
I have tried to reach you many times.
I'm sorry but I can't help you without any information...
Information? I've had no news from you for a month!
...Mum?
A shiny Mercedes car
Miguel Rodríguez
I have always dreamed of having a shiny Mercedes car.
Now, I'm sitting in one.
The steering wheel shines.
The dashboard shines.
The seats shine.
The windshield is fully transparent.
Even the gearshift shines.
Well, I have finished cleaning this car - now I have to clean five more Mercedes cars.
Peter Without Fear
José Manuel Vázquez
In my college there was a student called ‘Peter Without Fear’. He was always ready to answer questions that we were afraid of.
He met a girl and he fell in love with her.
One day the girl asked him ‘Do you want to marry me?’ and Peter felt panic.
The Claim
Julián Herranz
'It’s a disgrace! The cash machine has just given me a blank receipt! It doesn’t print! How can you work so badly! Should I guess how my account is?' The employer stares at the customer for five seconds and says: 'You should turn over the receipt, since that’s the back'.
A Breathtaking Landscape
Julián Herranz
-Definitely this is the most beautiful trip by train in the world. You agree, don’t you?
-People claim that...
-Come on! Look at that marvellous landscape! You can see nowhere so pretty.
-Perhaps... Excuse me. It’s my stop. Goodbye.
I was deeply astonished, shocked and embarrassed when he spread his metallic stick for blind people.
How do the young enjoy themselves?
Julián Herranz
My parents are very worried about the way I’ve been enjoying myself lately. 'Seeing lights turning over your head and listening to extremely loud music, while everyone is yelling frantically could become a harmful habit for you', they often tell me angrily.
So, unfortunately, I won’t go on the merry-go-round again.
The happy thief
Fernando Alonso
I was walking in the street. Suddenly, a group of boys asked me for money. 'I don't have any money', I answered. 'Not even fifty cents?', one of them asked. 'If I had fifty cents I would be happy'. He gave me one euro. 'So you will be twice as happy'.
A good driver?
Jesús Rodríguez
He had been following that car for hours. Then he decided it was time to stop.
- Congratulations! You have won the “Best Spanish Driver” contest and €1,000!
- Oh, that's fantastic! Now I'll be able to get a driving licence!, answered the 17-year-old driver in a loud voice.
The Grandmother
Sandra Millán
November. Rainy afternoon. Pam loved watching through the window while it was raining. Suddenly, she heard a strange noise. She could see the family photograph on the shelf had been moved slightly. Pam took the photo and saw, shocked, that her grandmother had incredibly opened an umbrella in a sunny day.
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